Lol. But, you must realize that they aren't all a perfect race! You are going to have your "staraya zhaba"s and stuff..old ladies who will whack you around and people who laugh at foreigners. Yes I know..just because she's an American everyone thinks she is SO great..they must all be blind, because looking at Zhenya's skating vs. hers, Zhenya's wins hands down! Well, I stood up for him, and he waved at me, and that's all that matters. *Sings in a loud voice*: "Youuuu...ROOOOOCCCCCKKKKKK......HERE'S A HUGE.....HHHHHHHUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And, just imagine lots of trumpets and symbols and stuff and me with a tuxedo and a really big belly...